Fight For Your Right To Masturbate

They put you down and call you crazy

Say "You're disgusting and uncool!"

Just because you like to touch yourself

Out by the public swimming pool

You've gotta fight for your right to masturbate!

You've gotta fight for your right to masturbate!

You used to do it in the park

But the powers that be didn't like it

THey called you "pervert" and "criminal"

Now you have to use a blanket

You've gotta fight for your right to masturbate!

You've gotta fight for your right to masturbate!

You've got to fight!

Pass the acorn butter!

7-11 two for a dollar!

They say that you'll go blind

And your ruining your health

But how can anybody love anyone in this crazy world

If you can't love yourself?

You've gotta fight for your right to masturbate!

You've gotta fight for your right to masturbate!

You've gotta fight for your right to masturbate!

You've gotta fight for your right to masturbate!

You've gotta fight! Awww...