Garage Sale

Awesome

An old plastic mug

With a picture of a smurf on it... smurf

And an old white leather sofa

With a brown stain, where you use to sit

And a statuette of a dragon

Clutching a crystal orb

And a t-shirt of a unicorn flying through space

That was tattered and worn

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A few years ago

I got invited to your birthday party

I wanted to make an impression

So I walked up and down State street

To the hippy store

To buy a nice preasent for you, uh-huh

A Scooby Doo

I spent $34.95 on a very fancy scented candle

It smelt like strawberry Pop Tarts... and oregeno

I rubbed it all over my body

And wrapped it up to give it to you

But here it is

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Why, why would you sell it?

I thought you liked it, I knew you did

I found a birthday present for you, for you

A dusty old birthday present for you

I found a birthday present for you, for you

A crummy old birthday present for you, for you

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Oooh!

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25 cents at your garage sale

25 cents at your garage sale

25 cents at your garage sale

25 cents!

25 cents!

25 cents at your garage sale

25 cents!

25 cents!

25 cents at your garage sale

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