High School Reunion

Who got fat, who got rich

Who is a loser, who is a bitch

Who is a washout, who turned gay

Who is that wearing the cheap-ass toupee

Who's in the fancy designer pants

Who got the big fake boobie implants

Who looks good in the rental tuxedo

Who lives in their van on microwave burritos

We're havin' fun

High school reunion

Each 'n everyone

High school reunion

Why don't you come to the

High school reunion

Who got the kids, who got the divorce

Who's got a date with a face like a horse

Who's in the papers, who's in the show

Who's in the jail for dealin' the blow

Who graduated from the Ivy League school

Tokes on his bong and then cleans your pool

You sure look pretty, it's been so long

Come on back to my basement where I live with my mom

We're havin' fun

High school reunion

Each 'n everyone

High school reunion

Why don't you come to the

High school reunion

High school reunion

High school reunion