I've Got A Boner For Christmas

I've got a boner for Christmas

Mend up your stocking hole

Cause this lump ain't made of coal

I've got a boner for Christmas

Cranberry sauce, green beans and muffins

You be the turkey and I'm the stuffing

I've got a boner for Christmas

Singin' joy to the world!

To each and every girl

To a-all of your girls

O-oooh

Go!

Oooh, oooh, ooooh

Yeah!

Oooh, oooh, ooooh

Hang up your christmas stockin

And let me put my cock in

I've got a boner for Christmas

All year you've been in a rut

This time let's do it in the butt

I've got a boner for Christmas

Singing joy to the world.

Each and every girl.

To a-all of your girls

O-oooh.

I've got a boner

O-oooh

For Christmas