Lamer Than Lame

How do I get through to a girl like you

Workin' at the pretzel station at the mall

Beautiful lips like Strawberry Quick

I saw your boyfriend he looks like a dick

You won't check me out

'Cause I work in the back at the Radio Shack

I won't be surprised if you don't call me tonight

'Cause I'm lamer than lame

Uncool in every single way

But your boyfriend makes you wanna cry

Don't you think its time you tried a different kind of guy

How can even make you understand

When I'm wearing the pants with the elastic waistband oh no

Saw you on the bus laughing with your pretty friends

I was in back with the retarded kids

Tried to say hello at the high school dance

Then I wet my pants

I won't be surprised if you don't call me tonight

'Cause I'm lamer than lame

Uncool in every single way

But your boyfriend makes you wanna cry

Don't you think its time you tried a different kind of guy

We could be happy

I could be the one you're looking for

I could get a haircut and I'd give up the video games

No need to explain why you didn't know my name

'Cause I'm lamer than lame

Uncool in every single way

But your boyfriend makes me wanna cry

Don't you think its time you tried a different kind of guy

Lamer

Lamer