Pantera Fans In Love

I bleached my hair just like Vince Neil

Then you made me cut it like James Hetfield

We're gonna put an end to alternative rock

We'll find a way to make the Cranberries stop

We went to Sears for pictures at Christmastime

But they wouldn't let us make the metal sign

No they wouldn't let us make the metal sign

I'll bring the wine you bring the bread and cheese

It's hard to eat when you're headbanging

Makin' out in the middle of the pit

How come Slayer doesn't sing about this

If anything comes between you and me

Then heavy metal heaven, that's where we'll meet

We are Pantera fans in love

What's with these punk rock nerds, they can't even sing

I wish we'd never heard of The Offspring

A candlelit dinner, now we're holding hands

I taught you how to draw your first pentagram

We went miniature golfing but we didn't get far

Because we used the clubs to play air guitar

Oh we used the clubs to play air guitar now

I'll bring the wine you bring the bread and cheese

It's hard to eat when you're headbanging

Makin' out in the middle of the pit

How come Slayer doesn't sing about this

If anything comes between you and me

Then heavy metal heaven, that's where we'll meet

We are Pantera fans in love

We are we are Pantera fans in love

We saw Ozzy on our first date

Our special song is Crazy Train

Makin' out in the middle of the pit

How come Slayer doesn't sing about this

If anything comes between you and me

Then heavy metal heaven, that's where we'll meet

We are Metallica fans

We are Megadeth fans

We are Manowar fans in love

We are Pantera fans in love