Santa Has A Mullet

Santa's got a mullet, and he's coming christmas eve

Santa's got a mullet, he's bringing gifts for you and me

Frosty's got a stovepipe hat,

And rudolphs nose is red.

Santa's got a mullet

Sitting on his head.

Santa's got a mullet, keep on looking out for him'

Driving in his IROC, with the killer rim

Santa's got a mullet

As he's streaking through the night

Jamming to Foghat

And drinkings Dewar's Light

Singing Fa la la la la...

Singing Fa la la la la...

Angels up in heaven are plucking on their harps,

Santa's wearing oakleys, and he's looking mighty sharp

Santa's got a mullet, and presents for all of 'ya

I thought he was from the northpole. But he must be from Canada.

Oh yeah Santa's coming, don't you worry, he won't be long.

Santa's got a mullet

Santa's got (Yeah Santa's got)

Santa's got... a schlong

A Schlong!