She's A Sleestak

The whispers in the hall never bother her at all

Or the laughter from the boys in the gymnasium

Frauline Mueller is alarmed at the scratches on her arm

And the German homework is late again, oh no

She's a Sleestak...

The neighbors are concerned about the bruises and the burns

And the seaweed smell that comes in from the rain

And there's something wrong with the Johnsons' lawn

And someone says "Honey have you seen the cats today?"

She's a Sleestak...