The Backpack Song

I'm gonna get revenge on you

'Cause it's the only thing I've got left to do

You messed me up in your navy van, whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh

I'm gonna get you back and it's gonna be bad, whoa

I'm gonna get revenge on you

I'm gonna get revenge on you

I'm gonna get revenge on you, yeah

And so then there was the time

That, um, I showed you guys my new backpack

Which I had bought for tour

This really ugly orange backpack

But I bought it specifically

So that it wouldn't get confused

With all you other guy's backpacks

So anyhow you called me a few days later and you said

'Hey where'd you, where did you get that backpack?'

And I said, 'Well, I got it at K-Mart

If you get one, you should get the green one

Because that's totally different than my orange one'

Anyhow, so I show up at the tour van

Getting ready to go on tour

And who walks up with an orange backpack just like mine?

That's right, it was you

I'm not crazy, you're the one, that's crazy

You're the one that bought my same backpack

Ooh

I'm gonna get revenge on you

'Cause it's the only thing I've got left to do

You're a stupid ass backpack copying freak, whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh

I'm gonna get you back probably next week, whoa

I'm gonna get revenge on you

I'm gonna get revenge on you

Gonna get revenge on you

I said I-I-I'm gonna get-get-get

Re-venge-venge-venge on you-u-u

I'm gonna get revenge on you, yeah

On you and your backpack stealing self