Jehovah Made This Whole Joint for You

Meet a girl i met Carolina

Her parents jumped off niagara falls

She broke her hips when she was a baby

Trying to hop the Berlin wall

It's not that she's anti-american

Although she shot a mayor at nine

He looked just like the prez on t.v.

But didn't know in '63 he had died

Does she think this world is all wrong

Does she think i'll rob her and run

When i ask her she gets her gun

And simply says scat boy scat scat

But isn't it a wonderful world carolina

Look at the birds in the sky

Jehovah made this whole joint for you carolina

And isn't it wonderful to be alive

So original in her black lipstick

Listening to some obscure band

But isn't she pissed that all the other non-conformists

Listen to that same obscure band

That's OK she's helping the environment

By sipping pure water and such

Then she screams we better start thinking about

The ozone layer

While tossing out a styrofoam cup

Does she think this world is all wrong

Does she think I'll rob her and run

When I ask her she gets her gun

And simply says scat boy scat scat

But isn't it a wonderful world Carolina

Look at the birds in the sky

Jehovah made this whole joint for you Carolina

So isn't it wonderful to be alive

Real deep shit on her mind

"Let's kill the world

Take over everything"

She says we don't need politicians

They breed mistrust

And as a matter of fact did you steal my purse?"

Yeah, but isn't it a wonderful world Carolina

Look at the birds in the sky

Jehovah made this whole joint for you Carolina

So isn't it wonderful to be alive

Huh isn't a wonderful world to be a...

Isn't it wonderful to be alive.....

Fuck Yeah, it's so wonderful I feel like...

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