Bad Detective

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Bop sh bop sh bobba dobba ding dong

Well I got a tip from china

That they stole ol kubla khan

So I took an ocean liner

Down to old hong kong

I was searchin round the sea port

I called up all the gang

They's trippin and a shakin

When they called me charley chan

'Cause I'm a bad detective

And I always get my man

Baby yes I am

Said I'm a bad detective

I could stand a lendin hand

Oh baby yes I can

Honorable son

I named a number one

Eat a fried rice

And a egg foo yung

Stand lookin at me there

With your stupid face

While your pop (me) goes out

And solves the case

'Cause I'm a bad detective

And I always get my man

Baby yes I am

Said I'm a bad detective

I could stand a lendin hand

Oh baby yes I can