Dance Like a Monkey

You're designed so intelligent

Ain't no way that was an accident

C'mon shake your monkey hips

My pretty little creationist, oh, yeah

Ain't gonna anthropomorphism you

Or perversely polymorphisise you

Little girl you look so sweet

You gotta dance like a monkey

Dance like a monkey, child

You just started ten thousand years ago

Presto Adam and Eve and go man go

Abel died, Cain took his life

And headed straight to the jungle to find a wife

Non-believers blame it all on apes

It's monkey time, I wanna see you shake

Evolution is obsolete

You gotta dance like a monkey, dance like a monkey, child

Stomp your hands and clap your feet

You gotta dance like a monkey, dance like a monkey, child

Oh, one more time, yo

It's monkey time

C'mon pretty baby, won't you take a chance?

Be my natural selection, dance, dance, dance

Exercise your demons with that monkey grin

'Cause we're gonna inherit the wind

Let 'em fight it out in the supreme court

That's such a madly indoor sport

Wave your arms and legs in the air

Rock it like a monkey like you just don't care

Evolution is so obsolete

Gotta stomp your hands and clap your feet, come on

You gotta dance like a monkey, dance like a monkey

You gotta dance like a monkey, dance like a monkey, child

Dance like a monkey, dance like a monkey, child

Dance like a monkey, dance like a monkey

Dance like a monkey, dance like a monkey, child