Take Me to Your Leader

Isabelle is a belly dancer

With a kleptomaniac's restraint

Tried stealing Helena's hand basket,

Made a fast getaway,

But McQueen she ain't

At the courtroom Joshua judges her

Ruthlessly on account of Ruth walking

Out on him

In the Big House Isabelle is a-telling all

To the chaplain who's become her friend

She says: I don't know why you care

I don't know what's out there

I don't know where or how

Just take me to your leader now

Take me to your leader now

Justin is adjustin' to the odor from

Theodore's Evergreen Incense

But aroma therapy don't make him any

Younger than Oliver's All Liver Supplements

His late mate Merrilee merrily said

Immortality can't be bought in a jar

This just in: Justin's had enough of cure-

Alls, gonna quiz the neighbor kid with the

Fish on his car

He says: I don't know why you care

I don't know what's out there

I don't know how it's done

Just take me to your leader, son

I see you've got the joy

I've seen you live it, boy

It's real, it's free, it's fun,

So take me to your leader , son

They don't know why we care

They don't know what's out there

They don't know how it's done

Let's Take 'Em To Our Leader's Son

They see we've got the joy

They see us live it, oi

It's real, it's free, it's fun,

Let's Take 'Em To Our Leader's Son