Funky For You

(Ladies and gentlemen)

Let's make it funky

Hey yo

Dizzy Gillespie plays a sax

Me, myself, I love to max

Redbone booties I'm out to wax

Stick up kids is out to tax

Spring again, and I'm feelin fine

Pass me an ice-cold glass of wine

So I can get mellow

Lay back, and let my girl play the cello

Hello

I hate Jell-O

Let me be me, relax in my tipi

Watch a hardy boy mystery

Greg N-i-c-e

I'm nitro

And I'm hype, so

Don't ever believe

That you can deceive me

See many visions of love and splendor

I'm the real thing, not like a pretender

I rock rhymes over beats on the real tip

Stay real strong and hang on like a vise grip

Use my mind to control all my body parts

Got an early start, plus I'm very smart

Type of man that the girls wanna read about

Indeed I proceed to rock the house without a doubt

Steppin up next, no further ado

Smooth B is gonna make it real funky for you

I'm gonna make it real funky for you

Smooth B, notorious, glorious

Knowledge is infinite, I live in a fortress

I'm so astronomical, yet on a physical plane

My body's just a shell, in control is my brain

I strain to gain spirituality

So I can finally be in unity

Harmony with the all eye-seeing

Supreme being

Knower of histories and mysteries

I'm mystic, also stylistic

Not materialistic, simplistic

Humble while others tumble, stumble

Smooth B, not Bumble

Rumble, no, that's not likely

That's in my old 'school daze' like Spike Lee

Smooth B, my rhymes get better with time

I should get an endorsement for creating fresh lines

And as I grow older, lyrics get hyper

Cause I'm a dominant black pied piper

Spreadin peace and love throughout my travels

And take time to read and unravel

Day to day problems, and then solve

Them, I can see clearly now as I revolve

Around suckers

Who perpetrate heroes

But I'm no sandwich

More like a manwich

Or maybe like a meal

Which is much more real

Than Clark Kent or the Man of Steel

Teddy Tedd, a hip-hop ambassador

Keepin you on the floor, givin you more and more

His cuts exquisite, what is it? A blizzard

The musical wizard you should come visit

The man in the back, without further ado

Teddy Tedd is gonna make it real funky for you

I'm gonna make it real funky for you

Let's make it funky

Greg Nice makes it funky

Smooth B makes it funky

Teddy Tedd makes it funky

Special K makes it funky

DJ Doc makes it funky

And the Blend made it funky