All Men Are Liars

All men, all men are liars

Their words ain’t worth no more than worn out tires

Hey girls, bring rusty pliers

To pull this tooth

All men are liars and that’s the truth

Well do you remember Rick Astley?

He had a big fat hit it was ghastly

He said I’m never gonna give you up or let you down

Well I’m here to tell you that dick’s a clown

Though he was just a boy when he made that vow

I bet it all that he knows by now

All men, all men are liars

Their words ain’t worth no more than worn out tires

Hey girls, bring rusty pliers

To pull this tooth

All men are liars and that’s the truth

Among God’s creatures man must be

The most slimy and slippery now

There stands the naked ape in a monkey suit

Behind the little moustache he grew, a shifty brute

All the one’s start choking on the words they ate

Sweating on getting their stories straight

All men, all men are liars

Their words ain’t worth no more than worn out tires

Hey girls, bring rusty pliers

To pull this tooth

All men are liars and that’s the truth

All men, all men are liars

Their words ain’t worth no more than worn out tires

Hey girls, bring rusty pliers

To pull this tooth

All men are liars

And all men are liars

All men are liars

All men are liars

And that’s the truth