Where's My Everything?

Where is the beautiful family home

That I was promised on the News at Ten

Like my personal place in the sun

It never happened along

And as for the greatest love of all

That's been sworn in a billion lines

And is mine by birthright

Of it I've seen none

Tell me, where, where

Where is my everything

Tell me where is my everything

Where are the children two point three

That were meant to be sent to me

The patter of whose tiny feet

Would make my life so sweet

They've been filed along with the pot of gold

That was meant to cement my nest

And help to keep out the cold

While keeping in the rest

Tell me, where, where

Where is my everything

Tell me where is my everything

Where is the monument I'll leave

To a grateful nation whose

Citizens will bend the knee

Each time my tale is told

Tell me where's my everything

They've been filed along with the pot of gold

That was meant to cement my nest

And help to keep out the cold

While keeping in the rest

Tell me, where, where

Where is my everything

Tell me where's my everything

Tell me, tell me where, where

Where is my everything

Tell me where's my everything