Siam

Here's another song about a place near Hong Kong

They got lots of opium and Lapsang Southong

Siam, Siam

All the fancy pussycats come from this area

Also got a lot of animals that scare ya

Siam, Siam

Python legs are poached in slimy toad saliva

After eating that I'm lucky I'm aliva

I am, yes I am

Ask the King if you can stay to sample cuisine

Maybe he will even let you dine with the Queen

Siam, Siam

Nicest little place i live in since Budapest

If you think that I'm in love, you're right, I

Confess

I am, I am, yes I am, with Siam

I am, I am, yes I am, with Siam