Saturday Night's Alright

It's getting late I haven't seen my date

So tell me when the boys get here

It's seven o'clock and I want to rock

Want to get a belly full of beer

My old man's drunker than a barrel full of Winos

And my old lady she don't care

My sister's looking cute in her braces and boots

A handful of grease in her hair

Don't give us none of your aggravation

We had it with your discipline

Saturday night's alright for fighting

Get a little action in

Get about as oiled as a diesel train

Gonna set this town alight

Saturday night's the night I like

Saturday night's alright alright alright

They're packed pretty tight in here tonight

I'm looking for a woman to treat me right

I could use a little muscle to get what I need

I'll drink a fifth of jack and scream out "She's with me!"

A couple of the sound that I really like

Are the sounds of a switchblade and a motorbike

I'm a juvenile product of the working class

Whose best friend floats from the bottom of a glass