God Played A Mean Joke On Me

An angel wrapped in a blanket

tucked away in the back of a carseat

and although it felt precious at the time,it was mean

and now purposely starving

waiting for the dreadful phone just to ring

and until it does just that, I won't do a thing

God has played a mean joke on me

now he's snickering behind some tree

along with all those other lovers I treated so poorly

Our lovelife patiently awaits

for the mind and body just to agree

They bicker, they act very coarsely, they misquote me

And now covered in cobwebs

dust collecting from my head to my feets

and someone better shake up these bones before it smothers me

God has played a mean joke on me

now he's snickering behind some tree

along with all those other lovers I treated so poorly

I treated so poorly

I treated so poorly

I treated so poorly