You're Very Dear To Me

Mary Lee let's jump the turnstile

It's been awhile and I wanted to say

You're very dear to me

Found out in therapy

Sandra Jane let's play in your school-yard

You're so smart, I just want to tell you

You're very dear to me

You and your chemistry

Oh, and you will find

That it's the defects of our minds

Which brings us here

t-t-t-t-together

Veronica from Bedford, Williamsburg

You're so elite with your feminist prose

You're very dear to me

Despite your poetry

Eustacia, bounding and gagging

You're such a thrill, I put you right on the pill

You're very dear to me

Now have your way with me

Oh, and you will find

That it's the defects of our minds

Which brings us here

t-t-t-t-together