Dangerous Eyes

She has office girl hair that she wears in a bun

And her confident air doesn’t fool anyone

With her curious walk neither clumsy or svelte

And a mouth where the bravest of butter would never dare melt

But her dangerous eyes could get you in trouble

Could make you do something you might regret

Her dangerous eyes could make you see double

Could make you see God for a second, I bet

Well she’s wider than some (if I can be graphic)

With a generous bum that wouldn’t stop traffic

Her functional fingers, not exactly petite

And you wouldn’t get anyone queuing to fall at those feet

But her dangerous eyes could get you in trouble

Could make you do something you might regret

Her dangerous eyes could make you see double

Could make you see God for a second, I bet

You’ll say when you’ve seen her

She’s no Angelina

She’ll never make you lose your cool

But I know when she flashes

Those Medusa lashes

You’ll just be one more fool

You fool

And her schoolteacher voice wouldn’t deign to entice

And her ever so sensible dresses wouldn’t make you look twice

But her dangerous eyes could get me in trouble

Could make me do something I might regret

Her dangerous eyes could well burst my bubble

Could make me see God for a second

Well her dangerous eyes could get you in trouble

Could make you do something you might regret

Her dangerous eyes could make you see double

Could make you see God for a second, I bet