I Hope You're Happy Now

That’s the limit, that’s enough

Time somebody called your bluff

You over educated thug

Degrees in looking down your nose

And supercilious repose

Plus a Phd in smug

Wind your neck in, shut your gob

You’re just a bully and a snob

You’re just a loud, pretentious hack

I’d make you squeal, I’d make you run

I’d punch your lights out one by one

If I hadn’t hurt my back

With your new model army ethic

And your old Public schoolboy charm

You’re a star

I hope you’re happy now

I hope you’re having fun at my expense

Well excuse me if I pause to take offence

And excuse me if I don’t bend over

Well, I’m not one to anger quick

You condescending little prick

It takes a lot to get my goat

One day a better man than I

Will feed you fist and humble pie

And I’ll be there to hold his coat

With your oh so assured manor

And your own so adoring clan

You’re the man

I hope you’re happy now

I hope you’re having fun at my expense

Well excuse me if I stoop to take offence

And excuse me if I don’t bend over

You’ve had your fun, you’ve had your say

And now I’m wiping you away

Like something nasty on my shoe

Yeah, I won’t sink to take your bait

Cos I love better than I hate

And I won’t waste a drop on you

(Not if you were on fire)