Wide Boy

He made a record

it made him famous

yes it made him a star.

The life and soul of the party

he rocks he shocks

You never know where you are with him.

He got no sense but he got money

He got no sense but he got overnight success

Exceed excess exceed excess.

He no big deal he's just a wide boy

He no big deal he's just an ordinary guy

Oh me oh my oh me oh my.

He made a movie

he played the driver of a big yellow car.

He is super fab and groovy

he struts and he crows

You never know where you are with him.

He got no sense but he got money

He got no sense but he got overnight success

Exceed excess exceed excess.

He no big deal he's just a wide boy

He no big deal he's just an ordinary guy

Oh me oh my oh me oh my.

And with your symmetry teeth

and your california tan

I'm here to tell you that you ain't no superman

you're just a wide boy.