Where's The Party

Hey babe, is this where the party is?

No, no, you don't know me,

but a guy told me there was a party up here, you know?

I know your face.

Yeah, well look up the fuckin' number.

So are you gonna come?

Eventually babe, eventually.

Well then you better come right now.

Right.

On Portobello Road Road we've got a nice little squat

It's a secret nightclub 'cuz we're so smart

Our landlord is Jesus Christ and Mickey Mouse

'Cuz we're the most happening green house

All the newest bands are playing

You don't have to pay to get in

I'm gonna be the host

Me, my friend and the holy ghost

The Mutoid Waste Company is on the drum

They come from another planet

And they're so much fun

And Eddie Rockwell just got a brand new rap

We got funk in Moscow

Where's the party?

You know that there's a party

So where's the party, man?

You know that there's a party

All the groovy kids from Milan's, they're on the go

Pop in after eleven

The green house is like heaven

Zarah and Janette brought their newest pet

From the Battersea Dog Home

It's no dog, it's a black cat

What you gonna do on Saturday night

Wanna come to my place feel all right

Wear your best suit

Make yourself into a mutant

You better dress to impress

So come along and sing this song

Where's the party?

You know that there's a party

So where's the party?

You know that there's a party

So where's the party?

You know that there's a party

All the newest bands are playing

You don't have to pay to get in

I'm gonna be the host

Me, my friend and the holy ghost

If you want excitement, it's for free

If you need enlightment, come to me

Come with me

Come to me

Oh good gosh! The house is tilting

Now the police are trying to fit in

When they see my friendly smiling face

They decide at once to leave the place

What you gonna do on Saturday night

You gotta come to my place feel all right

Wear your best suit

Turn yourself into a mutant

You better dress to impress

So come along and sing this song

Where's the party?

You know that there's a party

So where's the party?

You know that there's a party