Reality Tv

Joe Millionaire

He lived a life that was fair

He worked construction

Although he wasn't happy there

Down in the alley

At the street fair

He saw a necklace

With a voodo charm of monkey hair

He was

So alone so alone

Now these women

They're competing for him

Everybody's talking about reality TV

I dunno it seems to be

A bunch of crap to me

But maybe if I win a contest

I can be like all the rest

American I don't have it

Someone else create myself

But I don't watch much TV (But that's just me)

The only the that's real this time

Is me

(This time)

Me

(This time)

Me

(This time)

Me

(This time)

Me

Justin was fair

He looked good in curly/girly hair

Then he got lucky with Kelly

And made a movie there

In Hollywood now he's got a record deal

But he was never too satisfied with the songs he'd steal

Why don't you

Sow your own sow your own

Wait a minute we'd forgotten that he don't care

Everybody's talking about reality TV

I dunno it seems to be

A bunch of crap to me

But maybe if I win a contest

I can be like all the rest

American I don't have it

Someone else create myself

But I don't watch much TV (But that's just me)

The only the that's real this time

Is me

I just laugh it off

(Every time I see somebody on the television)

I just laugh it off

(Every time I see another bachelor or some sort of actor)

I just laugh it off

So it was fun we had this great little song

Until it went number one and then tomorrow gone

And all we could see when we came up for air

Just a label full of monkeys trying to spike our hair

Everybody's talking about reality TV

I dunno it seems to be

A bunch of crap to me

But maybe if I win a contest

I can be like all the rest

American I don't have it

Someone else create myself

But I don't watch much TV (But that's just me)

The only the that's real this time

Is me

(This time)

Me

(This time)

Me

(This time)

Me

(This time)

Me

That's just me

I just laugh it off

I just laugh it off

(This time)

(This time)