Best Friends Forever!

Today was my birthday party

It was so moving I cried

I had a super happy good time

Until most of my best friends died (Oh god!)

So I ran into the bedroom

Where there was still some folks alive

We had a pajama jammy pillow fight

But tragically no one survi-ee-ived

Ooooooh!

Hey there Ninja Brian

Ooooooh!

We're awesome together

Ooooooh!

You know that I'm not lying

Ooooooh!

Best friends forever!

Ooooooh!

But if you wouldn't mind, there's...

Ooooooh!

One thing I'd like to request

Ooooooh!

It'd sure be great if you could please stop

Ooooooh!

Murdering all of my other friends

That's a dick move, bro.

Dick move.

This morning at the dog park

I met a cool new bunch of guys

Now we're hanging out together

And everything- God damn it, Ninja Brian

A few deaths I could look past

At three hundred I was concerned

Fifty thousand murders later

I'm starting to think you will never lea-a-earn

Ooooooh!

Hey there Ninja Brian

Ooooooh!

Just always remember

Ooooooh!

Through the good times and the homicides

Ooooooh!

Best friends forever!

Ooooooh!

I think that I can solve our problem

Ooooooh!

Meet your new friend, Ninja Jim

Ooooooh!

I know you guys will get along great

Ooooooh!

Except for the fact you just murdered him

Really, Ninja Brian?

During the chorus?

Heh. I can't stay mad at you.

Our rock jams

We'll reign supreme

As long as you don't stab me

We'll be a legendary team

Ninja Brian, what are you doing?

What is that?

Is that a knife? Oh, it's a knife.

I can tell by the way it's stabbing me.

Sigh. Good talk buddy.