Intro (Strawberries)

Oh, hey.

My name is Danny.

Danny Sexbang.

Welcome to my top secret sexitorium.

Won't you hold on a moment while I stop having sex?

Cool, thanks.

I suppose you're wondering why Ninja Brian and I summoned you here today.

It's not just to have sex with you, although I would like to emphasize that that is 100% still on the table.

No, it's to tell you something much more important.

We are Ninja Sex Party, and this is our second album: Strawberries and Cream.

Three, two, one, go.