Let's Get This Terrible Party Started

Once every hundred thousand years the most epic party in the universe will be thrown by Ninja Sex Party, as it was foretold in the scrolls.

So take that pudding, pour it on your chest and let it melt down to your genitals.

It's go time.

Oh shit!

Congrats, your ass just got invited

To the party of your life

Are you motherfuckin' excited?

It's a Ninja Sex Party Party

So you know it's the shit

I hope you like fun, 'cause we're havin' it

Let's get this fuckin' party started!

Oh god!

It's all goin' down!

Fuck yeah!

Your life was bullshit until right now

Woohoo!

Go ahead and let your pants hit the floor

Your destiny awaits behind that door

Here we go!

Hey guys.

You... playin'... Dungeons and Dragons, or...

[cough cough]

All right!

This party's off to a bit of a slow start

But soon it's gonna melt your brain

And bitchslap your heart

Check out this leaf collecting album

That I made back in Autumn

Don't get me started on balloons

You want 'em? We fuckin' got 'em!

And when the music starts to drop

The vibe's gonna change

We got the country themed bar mitzvah band

Shalom on the Range

The hot girls are showing up

I am so sorry you waited

But now they're finally inflated

So we can get this fuckin' party started!

Dear god!

The night is on fire!

This shit!

Would make a Hobbit say "to hell with the Shire"

Hooray!

Are you worthy? That's a definite maybe!

It's like "Amazing" and "Awesome" fucked and had a "Party" baby

Dance break!

I... I said dance everybody.

Why is that guy naked?

Alright this party sucks, Ninja Brian, explode this building with your mind.