Party of Three

Girl, I'm gonna take you on a date tonight

So put on your sexy dress and meet me

In my chambers by the firelight

This night is gonna be the best of your life

Oh yeah the mood is right

You look more beautiful than poetry can describe

By the way, do you mind if Ninja Brian

Joins us he's promised not to kill anyone...oh never mind

It's a party of three

It's just you and me

And a psychotic ninja

Every girl's dream

Don't make sudden movements!

Waiter: Good evening, would you like an appetizer?

Danny: Oh, Brian!

Do you see what I mean?

Nothing's more romantic

Than a murder in the second degree

You'll be convinced

Though I'm sensing you're not totally on board with this

Was it the murder thing? Yeah, i thought it might be.

Now it's after dinner and we're out at the club

I'm grinding up against you and I'm starting to chub

Oh you know girl, we're makin' it work

While Brian goes completely fucking apeshit berserk

There were 300 people at this club

Brian killed 297, so that leaves us with a

Party of three

If human life were a keyboard

He'd be gluing down Control-Alt-Delete

Don't make direct eye contact!

DJ: Yo I'm the DJ! Who wants to dance? AGH!!

Danny: OK Brian, we get it.

Girl you're looking at me

Like your feeling sick

I'll take you home and give you vitamin P

That stands for penis

Nothing will come between us

Brian! Lay down a tasty bridge

Damn girl, we had such a great night

It's a shame more bystanders couldn't have survived

We're going back to my place where we're gonna make love

At the moment of completion I'll release a flock of doves

Let me lay the foundation of the state of our relations

There's gonna be temptation then sensations of vibration

Followed by the cremation of your sexual frustration

Ending in the culmination of elation consummation

There's just one thing I think I forgot to mention

Ninja Brian's gonna be there giving us his full attention

Cause nothing could be hotter than our sensual embrace

With a ninja staring at us three inches from your face

WOOOO!!!

It's a party of three

Welcome to my kingdom of Slamalot

You are the new queen

Please take your throne

Together we'll rule this majestic bedroom alone

Oh, hey Brian!

I think we all can agree

It's time for me to plow your fields and

Sow the seeds of a new family tree

We're young and free

Come on, baby

It's just you and me

...and Ninja Brian.