Peppermint Creams

Dear Princess. This is a message from the battlefront, from your trusted knight, Sir Daniel Sexbang

I have ridden thousands of miles

I have survived the deadliest trials

I've fought through battles you can't even dream

For a taste of your peppermint creams

Sword and steed are all that I've had

To conquer the evil over the land

But the beacon of light at the end of their schemes

Was the thought of your peppermint creams

Oh! Talkin' about your boobies

The peppermint creams are your boobies

Your boobalicious boobies

Oh God!

Gah, just lemme get at those boobies one time!

Lost in the dark of eternal night

Failing my quest meant the end of my life

And when things were the worst I wanted to scream

Then I thought of your peppermint creams

Now I kneel and pray to the gods

Amidst fallen cities and crumbling facades

That I shall return and make you my queen

And bask in your peppermint creams

Also your butt

The term "peppermint creams" also refers to your sweet butt

Oh, your ass cheeks from heaven

Ahh!

Which do I like more? Your boobs or your butt?

God above don't make me choose!

I'd rather die than choose, I'd rather fucking die!

And with these last words

I must now bid you adieu

You are my princess

And I will always love you……r boobs. It's the boobs. I like the boobs more, I just realized.