Rhinoceratops vs. Superpuma

Oh hey. Did I ever tell you all about the time that Ninja Brian and I saved the world from super monsters? Yeah, that's a thing that happened. So please, pay attention. I'm talking to you, Doug. Jesus.

It's the middle of the day, but darkness falls on the city

It's the shadow of a giant cybernetic death kitty

And on the other side of town, something rages down the path

If you had a lisp you'd know it's kicking theriouth ath

Mortal enemies since the early days of yore

We're just collateral damage in their giant-ass war

They rumble, battle, tussle, and then do a cocky strut

They both know they're kicking earth right in its planetary nuts

Not a single human being can survive in their vicinity

It's kind of like Godzilla squared but also times infinity

Me and Ninja Brian were just chillin at our place

When we got a frantic call from the President of Space

Saying "You're the only hope to save billions of lives!"

I said "I'm making baked potatoes and I'm about to add the chives

We could be there in an hour if we really really tried"

But we didn't, so they ate France. Sorry if you died.

Rhinceratops vs Superpuma

Giants from the sky with no sense of humor

Everyone's in danger from their massive-ass brawl

One shat on Minneapolis, the other St Paul

Rhinoceratops vs Superpuma

I am pretty sure that they just pissed on Cuba

I would be lucky if I lived to see dawn

They killed a million people and they just stepped on my lawn

FUCK! I just had that resodded. That's gonna be like 25 dollars...at least. Dammit!

A couple hours later NSP hit the scene

We know we could have been there sooner but we stopped for ice cream

"Where have you been?" screamed the president. "We're all under attack!"

"I had a craving for pistachio, get off my fuckin back."

Brian busted out a keyboard, and I grabbed my blue bass

Someone said "What are you doing?" so we punched him in the face

Superpuma was a girl, Rhinoceratops a dude

We knew that all we had to do was get them in the booty mood

We rocked so hard it put the monsters in a trance

And they leapt up on each other in a frenzy of romance

I was immediately sorry that they weren't wearing pants

Now I cant forget the sight of Superpuma getting lanced

When the sex was over they took off into the skies

All the world screamed "NSP! You are super awesome guys!"

So we finished off the night with an amazing rock show

Then Brian stabbed a random guy while I got laid twice in a row.

Rhinoceratops vs. Superpuma

Life on Earth survived, but that was kind of screwed up

Everyone's rejoices, stupid Doug shouts "Hooray!"

Doug you suck, but that's a story for another day

Rhinoceratops vs. Superpuma

I think there's a lesson here that needs reviewal

Choose sex over murder even if you're from the stars

Or you might kill a planet and also scratch my car

Son of a BITCH!...I'm gonna have to lightly buff that out. Also, that's definitely space rhino jizz on my porch.