Road Trip

I met a girl a few weeks ago

She's so smart and beautiful

When she's around I feel my heart beat

Down in the very depths of my soul

So c-c-c-c-c'mon Ninja Brian pack your bags

We're going on a cross-country trip

‘Cause if this girl and I go on one more date

We'll start a meaningful relationship

Fuck that! Whoo!

Let’s hit the road

I was so close to personal growth

So California here I come

I wanna bone across the nation

Let's bust a load of summer fun!

I porked most of New York

I banged 'em silly in Philly

I had ‘em screaming for Balti-more

I slapped my groin on Des Moines

And dropped my phallus in Dallas

We’re only halfway through Day Four

I g-g-g-g-gave some C to DC

Bust coconuts on Miami

I shot puree on Santa Fe

I gave some penix to Phoenix

And my nuts rattled Seattle

So hard they felt it in LA

Take that! Yeah!

Now here we are

In California

These girls are hot

And Brian bought us a new yacht

(He killed the previous owner)

Let’s raise the sail

For a gonadventure

This boner quest has just begun!

I left ‘em smitten in Britain

And had sex so hard with Lima it landed in Argentina

Then things got beejy in Fiji

I had a four-way in Norway and started breedin’ with Sweden

New Zealand got a blast of my semen

I did some butt stuff with Russians

Until they got a concussion

I Banged-ladesh!

Now there's only one way to keep things fresh, ‘cause...

I've conquered Earth

It is time to move on!

Let's take a rocket

Find some hot alien sluts

(Set phasers to thrust)

No time for spacesuits

I am way too horny!

Let's show this galaxy what's haukkk