You Can Do Us!

We're very glad you could join us today

At the annual Women's Appreciation Buffet

Where you'll get inspired to reach all your goals

You're gonna fight all your foo like a thousand Dave Grohls

There is just one simple key

To unleashing the goddess that we all know you can be

Just follow your heart and always believe

That one day you'll get plowed by Ninja Brian and me

When your dreams are slipping through your fingers

You need to get double teamed by ninjas

You're a smokin' hot chick, so grab life by the dick

You can do us! You can do us!

Take control of your life, now be your own boss

The world is your oyster, I've got the cocktail sauce (jizz!)

Get ready to cream in the jeans of your dreams

You can do us! You can do us!

Here are some of the sensual sounds that you may hear during our

motivational program:

Awwwh! Heaah! Ugh AH! Hah hoh huuuoh!

Uoah! Dadubu.. buh! Heeh!

I'm sorry.

It's time to go for the gold, there should be no doubt

Except for you Roger, would you please leave now?

Now girls form a line in order of height

Goddammit, Roger, what did I just say?

Now I'll put on my blindfold and my sex hat

Maybe you are starting to suspect that

I'm already hard, now reach for the stars

You can do us! You can do us!

Let's go!