Zombie Me

I died last night

Tripped over my own shoelaces

I broke my spine

Fell on the sidewalk

And I landed on my face

And I thought

What a way to go

After all I've seen

Can't just press un-do

I've become a zombie me

Now I slide down the street

With no shoes on my feet

Looking for brains to eat

I'm a zombie me

Tried to say hi

But all of my earthly charm had gone

She floated by

So distracted with the sound

Of her own cell phone

I said go ahead and walk away

I have all I need

Now I speak with all the

Eloquence of livestock

And I've become a zombie me

Now I slide down the street

With no shoes on my feet

Looking for brains to eat

I'm a zombie me

We got some zombies comin out the ground

We goin pound for pound with a cleric around yo

Become a zombie, be cool like Fonzie

I know you wanna get on me when I say "Come on, Archie"

Let's go see Vigo ask some people that he know

I got Ghostbusters 2 in the queue on the TiVo

I got the fever for the flavor of a human brain

And all the zombies in the house say Oh

And all the zombies in the house say Eh Eh Oh

What a way to go

After all I've seen

Can't just press un-do

I've become a zombie me

Now I slide down the street

With no shoes on my feet

Looking for brains to eat

I'm a zombie me

Now we're recruiting new meat

As we march to the beat

Now the army's complete

I'm a zombie me