Fun Things to Fuck (If You're a Winner)

Fun things to fuck

Fun things to fuck

Fun things to fuck

Fun things to fuck

Fuck the front door, fuck the back

Fuck the good girls with the knack

Fuck the government until they fuck you back

Fuck a muslim, fuck a jew

Fuck fans of blink 182

That's illegal if you were born in '83

yeah, yeah, yeah

Fuck a bean cheese burrito

Fuck a bowl of cookie dough

Fuck the space between the big and neighbor toe

Fuck a cop, fuck a marine

Fuck a jar of vaseline

Fuck a calzone with pepperoni

Fuck a midget, fuck a dwarf

Fuck Chris Cringle with an elf

But before you fuck it all... go fuck yourself!