Monosyllabic Girl

I take her to the aquarium, she says shark

I take her to the planetarium, she says dark

I take her to the seaside

Where she likes to spin and twirl

She says sure and cool and yeah

She's my monosyllabic girl

I take her to the university, she says huh

I take her to an anniversary, she says one

I take her to jewelry store

I say diamonds, she says pearl

Oh everyone knows I'm in love

With a monosyllabic girl

You know everyone knows I'm in love

With a monosyllabic girl