My Name is Bud

They're always doing fry

Trying to get me high

I felt the pressure, but I never did

They used to call me dude

Put it in my food

I had the munchies when I was a kid (go!)

My dad was something else

Took my squirt gun and made it a bong

My teacher smelled my clothes

They think I'm one of those

My mom's Alice B. Toklas, my dad's Tommy Chong

My sister's name

Is Mary-Jane

And mine's Bud

Mine's Bud