What's the Matter with Kids Today?

There's something wrong with the kids in my neighborhood

They always listen to your mom

They disregard civil disobedience

They'd rather do what they're told

They don't drink, or fuck, or fight (they don't start fights)

They sit home, and read, expand their minds

There's something wrong with the kids in my cul de sac

They're always going to church

They dress well and they're speaking articulate

They show each other respect

They're never late, don't smoke or break rules (they don't break rules)

They eat right, they study hard, they like school

There's something wrong with the kids in my neighborhood