Big Dick (alternate version)

Like a monkey in the zoo

You're half gorilla too

When you pound it with your fist

And make it real stiff

Big dick

Gotta cover your mistake

Your bloody outtakes

So you dip it in the wine

And make a holy sign

Big dick

Big dick! Come quick

Big dick! Come quick

Well you're running up a tree

You're trying not too sream

But you are pounding on your chest

Like you wipped the best

Big dick

The rivers of blood

You've spilled have turned to mud

Now the flies are buzzin' round

Don't it make a loud sound

Big dick

Big dick! Come quick

Big dick! Come quick

It won't be long

Till those bad bits are gone

It won't be long

Till those bad bits are gone

Now we are sitting by the fire

But daddy's getting tired

'cause hes drunk the whole crock

Now he's got a limp cock

Big dick

Big dick! Come quick

Big dick! Come quick