Cats, sex & nazis

I spy with my lizard eye and everything I see is a lie

You know when I told you I would never lie well, that was the first time

Take all the pleasures that you seek

May my heart be full and still be bleak

Cold and alone, hard as stone

Like a fuck when there is no one home

Beauty and fame are meaningless beside

The ability to kill with a look of your eye

But I defy you to see through me

Nothing is all that you will see

Cats, sex and Nazis

That's why they call me Mr. Happy

Are you a believer? - well I'm a deceiver

But I lied when I said that honesty was dead

I really believe all the things I say to you

It's just that none of them are true

Zombies eat human flesh

Which part do you like the best?

I like the heart the best

Zombies eat human flesh

If I haven't done all that I could do to hurt you

It's because my love is true

Or because my feelings are a lie

And we live just to suffer and die

I'll put a guarantee on all the beauty that I see

The first, the best, the first of the best

All those whose souls are the ugliest

Hopelessly lost in their bitterness

Love me and you shall be free to join my eternal captivity

Just don't ask me if I believe all this bull

My head is empty but my bowels are full

I don't really think this way

I did yesterday, but not today

Cats, sex and Nazis...

Zombies eat human flesh...

I spy with my lizard eye and everything I say is a lie

And what about you? What will you do?

When the sound of my voice touches you

When you hear me say, "This is true."

And the sounds of my voice touches you

This is true, this is true,

The sounds of my voice touches you

This is true, this is true!

This is true, this is true!

Cats, sex and Nazis that's why they call me Mr. Happy

Why do I keep saying this over and over all the time?

Because it rhymes, moron

What do you want to hear now, a love song?

Are you in love?

Is it politically correct?

Or are you just another fucking reject?

Are you getting all of this?

Or is there something you have missed?

Zombies eat human flesh...

Do you know why they call me Mr. Happy?

Because I'm so fucking

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