I'm All Wet

I’m all wet

My feet don’t work, I’m getting a new seat

I am that gleam in the baby’s eye

As he grabs the Lysol and gives it a try

Not dead yet

Here we are on the move again

Riding the skies in a DC-10

The movie’s a scream, there’s a couple of stars

Raping a girl in the back of a car

I am that crashing jet

I’m all wet

I’m not dead yet, there’s a hole in the fishnet

I am that face on a rainy night

That stares eyes wide open into you headlights

I’m all wet

I am that love you can never forget

I am the balance and you are the dept

Your payments are due, I’m the voice on the phone

Sell of your car, mortage your home

I am that cancelled cheque

I’m all wet I’m not dead yet

I’m not dead yet

I’m not dead yet