I'm an asshole

I listened hard to all your talk, but with none of it could I agree

You're deep in the thick of your own bullshit and the smell of it nauseates me

I've got a grudge that I want to grind in the teeth of your superior sneer

Step outside or I'll be obliged to spew all over you here

There is a problem, you see

You know that problem is me

Forget your psychology

What is the problem with me?

I'm an asshole

I met your wife, she was very nice, and she really took a shine to me

We talked about this, we laughed about that, and we shared a drink or three

My head's in the window, my foot's in the door, my fork's in the mulligan stew

And with every bite through the moaning night you know UM be thinking of you

There is a problem, you see

You know that problem is me

Forget your psychology

What is the problem with me?

I'm an asshole

There is nothing that I wouldn't do to fuck you up royally

I've got a finger in all your pies and you'll never get away from me

Look at my face, look in my eyes, and forgel your psychology

The world may be buying your present disguise but you can't pull the wool over me

There is a problem, you see

You know that problem is me

Forget your psychology

What is the problem with me?

I'm an asshole