Level 1

Rise all my soldiers the Lich king is here*

Gather your "chars" to set some fear

We're all level one and we fight with our hands

See you in Bad Lands

But now when we're here they say that we're wrong

They're leaving my raid now I'm standing alone

I'm walking in Bad Lands with my wooden sword

Now I'm running for live cause I'm hunted by hordes

I'm trying to escape to Ironforge

I'm hunted by the hordes

They're mounted and it so far away

I'm sick of being be ganked all fucking day

In Stormwind I will stay

And then I will be so AFK

I'm walking through Deadmines

With cloth on my mage

And I try to fight the mobs

But it hurts

I'm calling my friend because he's fat and alone

You're using Skype instead of the phone

He's at level 80 and epic like hell

I'm all out of spells

Now I'm standing outside cause I'm waiting for you

But I'm not alone the hordes are here too

I try to be friendly please what have I done

Don't kill me I'm just level 1.

I try to blink away

This is how I play

The same old story

Every day

I don't want to die

As junior noob ally

But when I'm in outlands

I'll fly