Dairy Queen

She twirled baton in high school

She was a dairy queen

Her boyfriend played football

Drove a fifty-six Chevy that was cream

And they hung out at the Halley's

On a weekend night

Dairy queen

They say she looks like Harlow

But her mother doesn't care

She wants to keep her on the dairy

To work and earn a boy

'Cause she thinks it's fair

'Cause Crystal wants to go to Reno

Dance in a chorus line

Dairy queen

She wishes on a star

Every night before she goes to bed

Wants to get ahead

And represent a company

Wants to be queen of the fair

Dairy queen

Her mother's eyes are cryin'

Hates to see her daughter go

But Miss Crystal's got to do it

If she's ever goin' to be out on her own

She's got beauty goin' for her

All she needs is love

Dairy queen

Dairy queen