To Serve Man

Politicians' plastic grin

Talking With that alien

We can rest our troubled minds tonight

No solutions here on earth

The president's a fucking jerk

Now the answer's coming from the sky

Oh are the heavens dropping in

To save us from destruction of ourselves,

Or have they come to serve man

Armed with a cookbook straight from hell

Saucers come to save our nation

Touching down at Union Station

Holding summit meetings on the lawn

The Weekly World was on the ball

The Post and Tribune missed it all

Wait a minute where was I?

Oh are the heavens dropping in

To save us from destruction of ourselves,

Or have they come to serve man

Armed with a cookbook straight from hell

Now we know from even higher

Which candidate's a bigger liar

From bad to worse who cares who wins the fight

Don't think I remember when

You couldn't trust an alien

With propaganda left and right

Oh are the heavens dropping in

To save us from destruction of ourselves,

Or have they come to serve man

Armed with a cookbook straight from hell