Crazy Game Of Poker

My twenty thrown down in my fist of rage

And the man to my left just folded down

Johnny doubled up with a Royal Flush

I had three jacks and a pair of nines

My mind is turning just two shots more

There's not much left to play

Then dude walks in Black hat on top, what a mop

I'm lucky it wasn't a county cop, cause I'm just running out of time

Who's up for game two, what to do?

My wallets getting thin and I just lost my watch last night

I got a problem, just one answer got to throw it all down

And kiss it goodbye

That was a crazy game of poker

I lost it all

But someday I'll be back again

And I'm never to fall

Never to fall

Who's up for game three?

I can barely see the bourbon drowning next to me

And I just lost it all

Well there's a man sitting next to me

Red with smiling eyes

It's funny I don't have no money tonight.

That was a crazy game of poker

I lost it all

But someday I'll be back again

And I'm never to fall

Never to fall

Bada biba... ... ...

I say now skitili dat dat dat well how bout that

I'm coming out the front never coming out the back

I walked into the bar yesterday

Cause I had something to do, something to say

And Johnny walked in right behind me and

I didn't turn around

Until I hear the sound of his feet falling

On the ground, looked over my shoulder

And I saw a clown

And I said what are you doing in the bar tonight?

And I said Johnny whatcha doing tonight?

He looked at me with a face full of fright

And I said how about a revolution?

And he said , right.

I say of, you say a, I say revolution, and you say Jah 2x

And I said what are you looking at?

He hit me across the face with a bat.

I grabbed my .45 and I said let's get out and go

Well so he opened the door, and said "now, whatcha here for?"

I said I'm wanderin' down the road 44

And I said I've been walking for about a thousand years

And my feet are growing tired

My eyes a little wired

Don't know what to do unless I retire

And he just said let's play some crazy poker

And I said Johnny whatcha doing tonight?

He looked at me with a face full of fright

And I said how about a revolution?

And he said right.

I said that was the craziest game of poker that I ever saw

I said that was the craziest game of poker that I ever saw

But Im not gonna quit and I'm not gonna stop

I don't give a shit cause I got the drop

Johnny just got two eyes just like mine

And I'm feeling kind of funky, kinda fine

Cause I drank a bottle of whiskey before I came

Came to the bar to see what's the same

I saw my man named Johnny sitting across the table from

And to my left was a man he had no gin

He didn't even think about starting to sin

The man to my right, wasn't feeling very nice

He looked kinda mad and I felt bad

Because I took his money last night

Now I'm just struggling

I need a honey bunny

I don't know what to say anymore

So Im just going to go out the front door.