Heterosexual Man

I want to make every woman I see

I want to make every woman I see

Do you know what's the matter with me?

I'm a heterosexual man

Just a heterosexual man

I want to do every woman I know

I want to do it to them in their clothes

I want to make it with them, don't you know?

I'm a heterosexual man

It's just a problem with my glands

I'm a heterosexual, heterosexual man

I'm a heterosexual, heterosexual man

I want to make every woman I see

I want to make every woman I see

Maybe make 'em make a baby with me

'Cause I'm a heterosexual man

Just a heterosexual man

I want to have every woman I know

I want to have them take off their clothes

I'll make it with them unless they say no

'Cause I'm a heterosexual man

I'll make it with them whenever I can

I'm a heterosexual, heterosexual man

I'm a heterosexual, heterosexual man

I'm a heterosexual...

Duh, duh, duh, duh

Duh, duh, duh, duh

I want to get every girl on the globe

We kiss, and hug, and then we disrobe

It's a short circuit in the frontal lobe

I'm a heterosexual man

It's just a problem with my glands

I'm a heterosexual, heterosexual man

I'm a heterosexual, heterosexual man