Audition Day

We can't dance no more

When the jury gas pipe boom boom sings

Outside the door

We can't think no more

When the beery bass voice makes a judgement

Penetrates the walls

We can't breathe no more

When the sweet thick oyster sauce

Sweat is floating to the floor

It's audition day

And the feelings you have might have to be sacrificed...

Hear the heartbeat:

Boom boom boom boom

Boom boom boom boom boom

So judge me

Before I make a stand

Milk me...

Affection is in great demand

Judge me...

Let the pole axe show me the way

Hear the hear play:

Boom boom boom boom

On audition day

We can't laugh no more

When the smiley face bass is walking in the corridor

We can't talk no more

When the punch lines, ha-ha, funny ones

Have already been said before

We can't sleep no more

When the empty night dreams keep hunting us back for more

It's a sweet day

And the roses you get might have to last

A hundred years

Hear the heartbeat:

Boom boom boom boom

Boom boom boom boom boom

Hear the heartbeat:

Boom boom boom boom boom

So judge me

Before I make a stand

Oh milk me...

Affection is in great demand

Judge me...

Let the pole axe show me the way

Hear the hear play:

Boom boom boom boom

On audition day