The Party Punch

You sat down on our leather chair

Called everyone

Said "Stick your toes all up in the air

Come on, it'll be fun"

Some tried, they thought you were a little strange

They were all right

We did thirteen thousand exercises

They were out of shape

But we were all okay

You called me and said "Boy, you can't handle this!"

I was uptight

only punches below the neck

not the pretty face

They all came and they gathered 'round

That was our time

(Hey hey hey, where'd you go?)

Chaos was followed by stupidness

I don't even care

No, I don't even care

No, I don't even care

I don't even care

No, I don't even care

They

should

stay at home

Stay at home