I Am the Walrus

I am he as you are he as you are me

And we are all together

See how they run like pigs from a gun

See how they fly, I'm crying

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come

Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday

Man, you been a naughty boy

You let your face grow long

I am the egg man

They are the egg men

I am the walrus

Goo goo g'joob

Mister city policeman sitting

Pretty little policemen in a row

See how they fly like Lucy in the sky

See how they run

I'm crying, I'm crying

I'm crying, I'm crying

Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye

Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess

Boy, you been a naughty girl

You let your knickers down

I am the egg man

They are the egg men

I am the walrus

Goo goo g'joob

Sitting in an English garden

Waiting for the sun

If the sun don't come, you get a tan

From standing in the English rain

I am the egg man

They are the egg men

I am the walrus

Goo goo g'joob

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Don't you thing the joker laughs at you?

See how they smile like pigs in a sty

See how they snide, I'm crying

Semolina Pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower

Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna

Man, you should have seen them

Kicking Edgar Allen Poe

I am the egg man

They are the egg men

I am the walrus

Goo goo g'joob, goo goo g'joob

Goo goo g'joob, goo goo g'joob